How to Ride a BodaBoda (at night)

First, try to get a ride to BJz bar with a rando Diamond employee’s brother.

When this doesn’t work, walk to the darkest intersection you can find, and the bodas will appear.

Bargain with the boda driver to get a not-Munu price (1000 Ush a piece).

Hop on the boda two deep and rest all feet above the engine, so as not to get burned.

Hold onto the boda driver’s arms but not his biceps, because when you get scared and squeeze tighter to hold on, you will cause the boda to speed up.

Don’t be afraid when you bounce very high over the bumps in the road and feel like you might die.

Attempt to be ladylike while wearing a skirt, but we warn you, it is very difficult.