Cause an accident on foot – Crystal
Cause an accident attempting to drive a bodaboda – Jess
Blatantly reject men – Gabbi
Get lost – Anna
Steal a baby (and return it when it starts to cry) – Jess
Befriend a goat – Anna
Eat goat – Crystal
Eat Acholi-style American food – Gabbi
Have multiple Acholi names she’s chosen for herself - Jess
Give her number to randos – Crystal
Find the nicest Acholi boyfriend – Anna
Loudly call other white people ‘munus’ – Jess
Cry without the internet – Gabbi
Spend more than $1 per day on food – Crystal
Use lots of chemicals – Gabbi
Not get malaria – Gabbi
Repeat the same silly phrase multiple times until everyone starts saying it – Jess
Do her laundry wrong – all of the above
Do her laundry like a man (apparently) – Anna
Play games on her cell phone way too intensely – Crystal
Have a DNA-zapping water purifier stick - Gabbi
Force a cow onto a boda (hopefully) – Jess
Talk about America for the entire four hour bus ride - Anna
Know crappy American music – Crystal
Be munu – Gabbi
Scream when it’s definitely not necessary – Crystal and Jess (it’s a draw)
Change her major depending on who she’s talking to – Anna
Have an allergic reaction to hypoallergenic, sensitive-enough-for-soft-baby-butts baby wipes – Jess
Write a novel while she’s here – Gabbi
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